OK… ALRIGHT, I’M DOING GOSSIP AGAIN.

By Teabag,

You’re probably wondering what I’m here for.

Si hiki ni kile kimtu cha message za BNN.

We sin…

We atone…

Si pole basi.

This is probably a teaser so yeah…

NO specific content

Just…

Get off my case already.

No bad blood…

OK?

No?

Good.

Let’s continue.

So yeah…

Back to the drawing board.

Kenya Fiona beat me to it.

Gaddamit.

Girl got skiiiiilllllllls

Check her out on Youtube .

You’re gonna love it.

Promise.

I was watching her Amber Ray video and I don’t know.

My old vibe kinda bounced back.

The upbeat music.

The sass.

THE MEMES

Lordt knows it’s all about the memes.

Along with the motivation of not probably killing the thing that got me hired.

SO TURN UP THE SPEAKERS..

…SUMMON THE CUPS?

OK… that was unnecessarily loud.

Why the heck am I screaming again?

Oh….

Sound check…

TO THE POINT.

So it’s official.

Mans might make the transition to celebretes?

Build again from the ground up?

Sure…It might be a bit rusty.

But that’s Oh… btw.

Facebook took the opportunity to announce that it’s my BNN anniversary?

JEEBUS TAKE ME NOW

But hey…

We all wince over some things we might’ve done.

But that’s how you know you’re evolving.

We live.

We laugh.

We look at it in a few months.

And cringe again…

Which reminds me

Tanasha bado uko?

Been a long time booboo.

See you someday?

Si chuki though.

Tumekuja chokozaa…