By Baba Mboga?
Dun dun dun duuuun…
Guess who’s back.
(Ok… I never really left but hey…
Development, am I right?
I kinda forgot where to put that other bracket but meh…
Kama uko sawa niko saaawa.
I’ll just cut the crap and see where this takes me.
Let’s talk about this Nviiri Elodie thing.
Does it really deserve that airtime?
I swallowed the other bait hook line and sinker… right w.h..e…n
There was this music video out in town.
What was it again?
The thing… the song.
Kama uko sawa niko sawa?
You’re probably wondering when I get to the point
To which I will say…
So with that said ladies and gentlemen…
let’s talk about Global warming…
Not worth the joke?
My manager went thataway 👀
Story ilianza like this
Vile nilikutana na Peng (peng)
Haga ilikuwa legi…
So once upon a time lived a Kitenge.
Let’s call her El for the people of culture.
For those still not in the loop on who we’re talking about.
Elodie is an influencer that came up as a Youtuber back in ze day.
From making headlines to dating that guy every Gen Z girl had a crush on…
You know who I’m talking about…
You naughty naughty human you…
Nviiri is well…
Your average grass to grace musician…
I actually listened to the guys story a while ago…
Mans hasn’t done that bad for himself tbh.
I mean maybe apart from today… Which I still have to talk about but hey…
You be the judge.
Here’s the link.
Where were we again?
So LOD went on IG to do da ting.
Post the paragraph.
Tell her truth apparently.
Let’s just say mans got the ol’ Kipetero Kiyesu treatment.
Fig 1.1: EMBARAZZMENT 101
I mean as a guy that’s built alot tbh,
I’d think Nviiri would try talk about it?
Say his truth?
Assault allegations don’t really look like the exact thing you brush off all willy nilly
And Sol Gen doesn’t look like the type of company to joke about all this.
We don’t share buruweins.
Maybe there’s something bigger is at play?
Another music video?
“Kama uko sour niko sawa?”
Tbh I won’t end this story just yet.
Si let’s wait for development and I’ll see how this goes.
This story is super sus
Like that Naija movie without the “To God be the glory” thing at the end.
See you in part II.
AND SOMEONE TELL BIEN THEY’RE TARGETING BALDIES NOW…
It’s old news?